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Oh for pete's sake.

I know the Dutch are renowned for their liberal and permissive society but this is just nuts.

Buncha freaks.

You know the problem here is that some conservative (read: religious) person is going to lump this in with reasonable people campaigning for same sex marriage, or sex education in schools, or free condom programs aimed at youth. It's going to be all bound together with some kind of "they're after our kids" rhetoric. These deviant bastards are going to screw things up for mainstream liberals.

Sigh.

And what's with the whole animal sex thing anyway? Do the animals ever, y'know, like it?

Jesus lived to the age of 106. And apparently he dug Asian chicks.

rAmen, brother.

Anyone remember WKRP? Possibly the greatest American sitcom. When Art Carlson said "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly," I just about wet myself. The phone cops, the buckeye newshawk award, "thanks for the lid, Art"... so many classic moments.

One of the great episodes was when Johnny Fever thought God talked to him. The trouble was, Johnny wasn't sure exactly what God had said. It possibly was "John, I love you. I want you to seek knowledge. I want you to become a golf pro."

Johnny wasn't certain of that last part. God kind of faded out at the end.

Which is hilarious, right? I mean, if God was talking to someone, surely he would at least be fully audible. I mean, God's gotta have a pretty decent speaking voice, I would imagine. He can probably project and enunciate like Richard Burton.

But it seems like Johnny isn't the only one whose ineffible receptors are getting a little... effible.

Pat Robertson, who is usually such an eminantly reasonable fellow [/irony] was filling in the faithful on the latest of many, many disasters that are likely to befall the world in the coming year, due to the implacable wrath of a vengeful and angry God. Because, you know, God loves us.

According to Pat, God is into storms for 2006. Hurricanes, with possibly a giant tsunami. Pat got it right from the divine Horse's mouth. Or did he?

"I go away at the end of each year to pray, and if I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms." - Pat Robertson, the 700 Club, May 17th 2006.

Did you catch the important part there?

"...if I heard the Lord right..."

You're not sure, Pat? That direct line to the big G getting static? Should've gone with Verizon, I guess.

Maybe God wants Pat to become a Golf pro.

Personally, I wish someone would put Pat Robertson in a bulgarian headlock, and throw him through that great big soda-pop machine in the sky.

It's just not! You see, light sensitive cells on an animals skin could...

Oh, heck, let this guy explain it.

Got that link from Randi.org. I like to think it's in direct response to Kirk Cameron's Banana rant.

Watch both of them, and see which one you buy. Sure, the Kirk Cameron thing is way funnier...

rAmen, brothers.